make-up artist

So AJ is doing a wonderful job listening lately (I say this sarcastically), I understand this is just a developmental phase, so I'm trying to take it all in stride. So as I was getting out of the shower this morning I see AJ disappear around the door with my makeup bag and of course he had no intention of bringing it back. So I go as fast as I can out the door to catch him, but he is fast! By time I got to him both he and TK had big black smudges on their eyes and TK had a huge gob of foundation on her face. Lovely!! So after I repirmanded him he looked at me and said, "mom, you be happy." I guess it's his way of saying lighten up lady! Looking back on the situation I should have taken some pics before I cleaned them up. Oh well, I have a feeling it will happen again.